How do I get from rugged and unkept to suave and sexy?
How do I stop looking at porn and start watching G-rated movies?
How do I get from running out of the car with you in tow to opening to door and waiting for you to come out?
How do I get from cuss everybody that pisses me off to smiling and saying "thats ok" when I really want to knock them the f$$k out?
How do I go from buying electronics to buying flowers and choclates for you?
How do I stop being unmannerly and start being courteous?
How do I get from being the man you hate to the one you love?
How do I, how do I, how do I.........................
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You don't. Never change yourself to suit a woman.
Do not take that never literally, because sometimes it is okay to change really horrible traits (like smoking weed, pissing on babies, drowning kittens etc.) but changing your idiosyncrasies and habits that make up your general personality is not recommended.
Why, because it is better to be with somebody who likes you for who you are and not who they want you to be.
Besides, women don't know what they want. They'd work hard to change you, and when you do change, then they'll lose interest because you are too malleable. Ignoring them and staying the same way is a better strategy to keeping them close to you.
if you're into poetry and figurative writing you would have understood that i am merely reflecting on a failed state of being. my traits make me who i am and for me to throw them away would be like an inner suicide.
i do not wish to change, nor am i capable of change. i have been shaped by my surroundings, a product of my own doing. i am a consequence of my decisions and i am what i am. i am who i am.
SD: Brass Knuckle? Why did you give yourself such a name if you're just a big pussy?
Brass Knuckle (in a girly voice): "Oh, SD, how could you say that? My feelings are hurt. Ruel Johnson likes writing and poetry too. Does that make him a pussy too?"
SD: YES!
Fuck you!
I'm sure you are not as daft as you sound. Poetry is all around you. It surrounds you, you live and breathe it.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Imagine I have practically the most sedate posting name yet...
..you know.
Skunt Stolid the fucker caught me off guard with that one......not to worry I'll be Back.
haha hahah reading the comments and i'm just lol
gald that we can make you laugh ;)
hahahahahahahaha dig it in he SD :D
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